thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

(via just-two-crazy-people-in-love)

saddumbgirl:

cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed 

(via just-two-crazy-people-in-love)

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

(via lrvin)

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(via butttom)

nippled:

*tries to tell a joke* *gets nervous halfway through the joke* *starts rapping*

(via butttom)

cokeflow:

becoming famous for no reason is my dream

(via borinq)

If you go into home depot be prepared to see women with mustaches

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

(via darnni)

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

(via darnni)